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Thursday, 7 June 2018

I know why the octopus has multiple hearts

Obviously, it's because they're time-travelling aliens. There's a peer reviewed paper about this so it must be true. Multiple hearts clearly identify their home planet as Gallifrey, except their blood is blue and they look a bit like Daleks without the shell. Conclusion ? Octopuses are the hybrid the Twelfth Doctor warned us about. Prove me wrong, I dare you.

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1 comment:

  1. Benjamin Baugh7 June 2018 at 15:11

    Because they need all that heart because they're so good at hugging.

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