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Saturday, 24 March 2018

Someone trying to shoot you ? Bring back stoning, says teacher

"Every classroom has been equipped with a five-gallon bucket of river stone," Mr Helsel said at the state's House Education Committee on 15 March. "If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks and they will be stoned. We have some people who have some pretty good arms. They can chuck some rocks pretty fast."

People like this make me think that there are worse things than eugenics.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43523797
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7 comments:

  1. BW π (Gizmo)24 March 2018 at 08:34

    That's about as useful as home guns against the government...

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  2. Isaac Kuo24 March 2018 at 11:12

    "Why yes, my house is made of glass. Why do you ask?"

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  3. Ronnie Tucker24 March 2018 at 12:12

    Please tell me this is copy/pasted from The Onion...

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  4. BW π (Gizmo)24 March 2018 at 12:36

    Ronnie Tucker
    https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/sqpg7k84ygRsbHlXJp5l9dTMzxqILwCSSe7xR_ruHn6N013p4yM8rjlUH1HtisBtxHSVGjewGzkTr9IRBaVNnZRCZCxdrroVzT_r=s0

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  5. Elie Thorne24 March 2018 at 15:02

    And that's why you should either post BBC or NewsThump headlines

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  6. Daniel Taylor24 March 2018 at 16:18

    It's about as effective as backpacks against knives, which worked once so gun control advocates have cheered about it.

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  7. Peter H.24 March 2018 at 17:44

    I guess they can put that bucket of stones next to their pile of sticks.

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