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Monday 25 October 2021

Review : Dune Version 2

Having been pretty excited by the new Dune trailer for more than a year, I finally got to see the whole movie. In a giant IMAX-3D format, no less, which I highly recommend. The 3D is a bit unnecessary but nice; there are some good distance shots, but the main benefit is from having as large a viewing area as humanly possible.

Before I get to the movie itself, I want to note a couple of really first rate long-read articles. The first one is a conventional sort of analysis exploring the influences acting on Frank Herbert in writing the story. The second is a much more unusual theological analysis from the Islamic perspective, showing that the Muslim references and Arabic trappings of the book run much deeper than giving it a flair of the exotic. Both are very long reads, but worthwhile.

In the first piece the essential conclusion is that Herbert had a lot of unresolved conflicts. A conservative environmentalist who supported colonialism but hated its consequences, a borderline technocrat who sought out mysticism, it's no wonder Dune is so bloody complicated that it comes with multiple appendices and a dictionary. I would here add also feminism. While the Empire is dominated by patriarchs, it's also subject to intense, prolonged manipulation by a group super-intelligent warriors who are also entirely female : the Bene Gesserit. Moreover, as the second article explores in depth, while the books are replete with mysticism, I do not really agree with the analysis that this is necessarily implied as "the" solution for a ruler or Herbert's desired outcome (especially given later events). We should also not forget that science dominates the universe of Dune, not least in the Bene Gesserit's millennia-long breeding programme (a.k.a. genetic manipulation just without the technological tools of the trade) to produce their fabled Kwisatz Haderach. If religion points the way, then in Dune, at least, it's science that charts the course.

As I've referenced quite frequently in recent reviews of fiction, I'm increasingly of the mindset that what you take away from fiction is more in your own mind than that of the author. Never was this more true than in Dune. Yes, there are straightforward, classical heroes in the Atreides, and archetypal villains in the Harkonnens. But absolutely everything in between is far, far more complex. Is even Paul Atreides himself truly a hero ? I say no, he does both heroic and villainous acts, even if the latter are born of necessity (in that sense, Dune cannot really be seen as white saviour tale, even though there are certainly aspects of this present). Are the Fremen heroes ? Again - by Western standards - in some ways yes, in some ways no. They are altogether more real and more complex than that, even though one can certainly find extreme examples on both ends of the spectrum throughout the novels.

Likewise, as in the focus of the second article, Dune explores religion not by providing us with the author's preferred "right" answer but more by exploring a whole array of various possibilities. The faiths of the future evolve and change in complex ways, and likewise the system of government never really settles on a single solution. It seems to me to be left largely to the reader to decide what they like about the possibilities explored and what they are horrified by. To me, Herbert's vision of the future is largely dystopian with flashes - brief but truly brilliant moments - of inspired, shining heroism. Conversely, the ugliest message from Dune is that the future is, like the present, largely unpleasant, replete with conflicts that the author implies are literally impossible to resolve, amicably or otherwise.

For this reason it is even more important than in most cases that a movie adaptation be true to the spirit of the book. Do not try and foist your own moralistic spin on the tale; the viewer, and the viewer alone, should get to decide that for themselves. Yes, you can replace Liet Kynes with a woman, as that changes nothing whatever about the story. But pretty much any other character alterations would be dangerous indeed, let alone in altering the storyline itself. At least try to tell me, first and foremost, the tale the author wanted to tell; if you want to tell your own story, do it elsewhere. It's a mark of huge presumption when a director takes a much-loved tale and thinks they can make fundamental changes to it, be that to make it more "woke" or any other reason. I want to discuss the author's vision and whether I approve or not; I don't want something modernised in the slightest.

(Aside, point 1 : this is not to say that I hold this as an absolute by any means, just a general guideline which I feel is especially pertinent in something as morally ambiguous as Dune. Setting down general conditions as what I think makes for a good, sensible deviation in a movie from its source material is not at all easy, so I won't attempt it here.)

(Aside, point 2 : as examples, two recent movies I watched on the small screen : Amazon's The Aeronauts, about a pioneering Victorian ballooning expedition to the giddy heights of 36,000 feet, and the BBC's Ammonites, about the famous fossil hunter Mary Anning. I enjoyed Aeronauts very much. The female lead is an invented character who replaces one of the real-life male explorers, but the character is well-written, well-acted, and serves as a counterweight to the science of the male lead. Most importantly, the science is respected and integral to the movie. Not so with Ammonites, which barely mentions the dominating factor of Anning's life of fossil hunting. Instead it invents, completely without evidence, a lesbian storyline. Sorry, but if I watch a movie about Mary Anning, I'm not turning on to watch her eating pussy. I'm really not. I want to know about the literal freakin' sea monsters she discovered and why they inspired her. Also, as it happens she had a far more interesting life than depicted in the movie, and I felt that by basically omitting all of this the film did her a massive disservice. It wasn't necessarily a bad movie, it was just a bad thing to do to this particular character.)

Anyway, I'm pleased to say that Dune far exceeded my expectations. It's a proper, faithful epic that does full justice to Herbert's magisterial work. A dark tale on a bright planet, I give it an easy 9/10.

First off, the cinematography and the visuals are first rate. Without inventing anything, the rather slow beginning of the book comes vividly and spectacularly to life. In look and feel it has Dennis Villeneuve all over it, minimalist but grand, with more baroque stylings where needed. The sandworms deserve especial credit, but so too does the architecture and vehicles. I never expected anyone to attempt on-screen ornithopters, but Villeneuve has managed it pretty well. If you like nothing else, you ought to be impressed by the visuals at the very least.

Second the cast. Again, faultless. I was a bit wary that they chose an actor closer to Paul's original age, but he plays the role well despite looking like he's closer to 12 than Paul's 15 (amazingly he's actually 25). The Baron Vladimir Harkonnen is the gross, disgusting villain he's supposed to be - not as pantomime as in Lynch's version, but that's no bad thing. Touches of humour, missing from the book, are deftly injected here and there which only enrich the characters further. Their complexity is to my mind well depicted, but viewers will definitely benefit from the book. By and large, exposition to explain the plot points is kept to a happy minimum : enough to see everyone through, but never to the point of being spoon-fed unless absolutely necessary and then only in a careful way that doesn't ever feel forced.

The mystical aspect of Paul, I thought, was handled particularly well. Paul's visions are, like the Voice, viscerally forced on the viewer, as a just-confusing-enough blend between current and future events to be disorienting without being overwhelming. There is a dreamlike quality where it's not immediately obvious as to when a vision starts and end that isn't so overdone that the audience is ever lost. Likewise with the storytelling in general : there's plenty presented to get you by, but enough is not shown that the audience can, and is likely expected to, fill in the gaps for themselves. This is a very delicate balance given how much of the novel happens in people's heads, with their words and actions constantly being at odds, but I think Villeneuve has handled this very well.

The only "major" change of character I noticed was in Paul's fight with Jamis. In the book, Jessica explains that he's not toying with his opponent, it's that he's used to shield fighting, which demands a different technique. In the movie, she instead says he's never killed anyone before. I don't remember if she also mentions this in the book as well, but I thought this was if anything a more interesting perspective to present to the audience, reinforcing Paul's moral ambiguity - something much more important than the mechanics of shields.

Pacing is just about perfect. Like all Villeneuve movies it's slow, but not distractingly so. It's got a lot more going on than in Blade Runner 2049, but the long, slow shots are extremely effective at developing an engrossing alien world. It could perhaps have packed a little more of the book into its two and a half hours (it ends about midway through the book, before the really interesting stuff happens), with the major scene that's missing being the banquet in Arakeen, but in my view there's still plenty there, and nothing felt obviously missing. The movie's plot flows and develops perfectly well. In feel, it often feels like a better version of the 1984 version.

This isn't necessarily the definitive version of Dune, but it's a damned good one. Alternative versions could easily try and bring in more of the character's inner thoughts that Herbert describes extensively, which obviously presents a filming challenge and would probably be better suited to a series than a movie. For me, as a film I say this one nails it. It's an excellent stand-alone work and absolutely superb as a companion to the book. 

The only downside ? It doesn't have Patrick Stewart charging into battle with a pug. Oh well, you can't have everything.

Friday 22 October 2021

The Duel of the Dual

They say that theoretical physics is "the result of two to three beers"; I would dispute only the number of beers (it's higher). But then again, after watching a 40 minute video about whether or not chairs exist (yes, really), I think it's safe to say that philosophy is the result of two or three beers, five whiskeys, an unfortunate amount of wine and an indeterminate quantity of something normally used for degreasing engines.

Most blog posts here are cheerfully ignored, but some have the (un)fortunate habit of generating a spiralling discussion. Back in July I wrote up a summary of responses to a post on Locke, which in turn generated its own really quite staggeringly long discussion post that I just don't think I have the time or the will (free or otherwise... sorry, I'll see myself out) to summarise. This brought in the Chairs video, which has protracted discussions here (sadly degenerates into an argument), here (this one is for experts and makes me actually aware of my own ignorance) and here (the one I find by far the most valuable).

(I didn't participate in those discussions. While I've since managed to read Berkeley's Principle's Of Human Knowledge and Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, I haven't had chance to blog them properly as I would have liked, nor engage in discussions until now. I started several other short posts in response, but haven't completed them yet either. Partly this is because I've been increasing immersed in Virtual Reality (surely a valuable philosophical exercise ?) and partly because there has been far too much real world unpleasantness that had to be dealt with, which didn't leave me feeling like I was up to anything as rigorous as a philosophical discussion about the nature of reality. Hitting things with a virtual sword was far more productive.)

But anyway, I leave those links for future reference. My point today is once again about consciousness. As I've stated many times, I'm a dualist : I think the mental realm is of a fundamentally different nature to the material realm. The two to me seem irreconcilable. While I could entertain the notion of idealism (consciousness is all that exists), it's distinctly unsatisfying and far too magical, while the opposite prospect of materialism (the material world is all there is) feels like full-on, self-evident lunacy.

And yet... in a private discussion with Andreas Geisler, one of the main participants in the discussions, I've realised that this doesn't necessarily mean monism in general is incorrect. I may even yet be persuaded to abandon dualism altogether. Shock, horror !

In one discussion I suggested some categorisations of the different theories of mind might be helpful; this surely exists somewhere, but not in a public-friendly format that I could find. For reasons that entirely escape me, this got someone very angry, so this didn't happen. I would still like to return to this, but for now I shall confine myself only to monism and dualism.

Whereas dualism says the mind and matter are fundamentally different, monism says they are one and the same. Idealism and materialism seem to be the most common forms, but there is a third, rather more mysterious yet possibly more satisfying interpretation that avoids the problems of both.

The basis for this appears to rely on what we mean by two key terms : "knowledge" and "reality" (also similarly "exist"). I am not going to venture into a full discussion of any of these, but I think and hope that there will be no need here.

The most useful quote from the discussions above is to my mind without doubt, "'Real' is a bastard of a word." It - ahem - really is ! Andreas has a habit, which takes some getting used to but I think is useful, of distinguishing between lower and uppercase real and Real, I shall do the same here with exist and Exist. For example, Santa Claus clearly exists in some very lose, general sense - the concept exists, but there's no actual living man going around jumping down chimneys (I still do not hold with the idea of fictional characters having some genuine consciousness). Santa Claus does not Exist in the True, Absolute sense of the word : Santa is not the Ultimate Reality.

Another way to express this is with apples. As I've said previously, I don't think much of the claim that since our perceptions are limited, an apple is probably nothing like what we think it is. All we have is perception, so I would say an apple is by definition that which induces our perceptions of an apple. That is all we can never say. Any other qualities an apple might have we cannot know, so aren't worth considering. The Platonic form, as it were, of an Apple is forever beyond us. We have only lowercase, surface-level knowledge of anything, not True Knowledge of its Real, Absolute form (see also my lengthy post on the basic assumptions of science).

There ought to be nothing inevitably mystical or weird about this at all. Astronomers have been expanding their perceptions through different wavelengths for centuries; there is nothing less "real" about observations taken through a radio telescope as with an optical one. We can never observe anything in its sum total of existence; we are always limited in time, frequency etc. 

Qualia only add to this. I completely disagree with the claim in one of the discussions that colours are not qualia, something knowable only mentally. True, you can measure the properties of an object and thus calculate how it will appear to someone - but redness itself you would never have any conception of at all unless you experience it. That the "colour" could be fully defined by the properties of an object (and, importantly, its surroundings) does not negate that the experiential property of colour is wholly different. What appears red to one person may not appear so to someone with colour blindness, or a mantis shrimp, and there is, ultimately, no way to know if two healthy people genuinely experience the same redness anyway.

So our knowledge is fundamentally limited. Again, this doesn't pose any difficulty for science (even for ostensibly very hard-nosed scientific parameters). Science analyses only what we can objectively perceive. It can't say much - if anything - about an Apple, but it can say what an apple is with certainty. Or to put it another way, scientific certainty is indeed possible but only within its own carefully defined domain. Step outside the domain of scientific knowledge and scientific inquiry becomes not even wrong. This is the basic mistake of Scientism, and indeed New Atheism.

This relates to what is for me the key part of the Chairs video. Defining identity is hard, as for example in the Ship of Theseus (a.k.a. Triggers' Broom) problem : add or subtract one atom, and is it still the same ship ? Take it apart and reassemble it and is it still the same ? What if you simultaneously replace all the parts of the original ?

The answer, according to the Vsauce video, depends on the application conditions. That is, it depends on the domain of what you're interested in. Chairs and shoes are made of atoms, but it seems a bit mad to say that atoms are ultimately all there are (we could go down to the subatomic, for example) and that therefore chairs and shoes do not "really" exist. One could describe them as emergent phenomena, but this still wouldn't address the question of whether or not they exist, and seems daft.

The answer is the domain of examination. An atom cannot itself be a shoe any more than a shoe can be an atom, but both clearly have some level of existence. It would be as mad to say that an atom doesn't exist because it in turn is made of protons and electrons, as it would to say that a shoe doesn't exist because it's made of atoms. And so on ad infinitum, at least in the upwards directions... the Solar System exists but is unstable, stars continually evaporate, galaxies are disrupted and merge, large-scale galactic filaments are inherently unstable. We can't say that these things don't exist just because they change and vary, because they clearly do have some meaningful existence (see the Chairs video for an in-depth look at this).

As does everything else. That is, to repeat : everything has some form of existence. Everything we describe is, ultimately, just a label for something. We do not, as Locke pointed out, know the most basic level of reality, we do not know if there really is something more akin to the original indivisible meaning of "atom". So yes, chairs exist, and yes, you can count them as individual objects if that's the domain you're interested in (see the third discussion's first post for a nice definition of what we mean by a thing). You wouldn't include them at all when doing studies of atomic physics because that wouldn't make any sense, just as it wouldn't really make sense to account for the details of atomic physics when teaching a course on carpentry. It's about relevance, not reality.

Now at last we can introduce consciousness. Shoes and atoms demonstrate a kind of duality : they are both very distinct from the other, but there's also an easy route to a Grand Unified Theory of Shoes. That is, we could say that shoes themselves are dualistic (or pluralistic) : trainers and clogs are fundamentally different, but they are elegantly unified in being made of atoms. 

To apply this to consciousness we go a step further. We've already admitted that our knowledge has a lowercase k, that it only applies within the domain of our perception. This means that full, True Knowledge is beyond our grasp. So, Andreas says, matter and mind could be unified by a third, monist form of reality.

That is, we can chuck out materialism as being daft. It is abundantly obvious that particles bashing about are not the whole of reality and cannot account for its mental, subjective aspect. What the true nature of "stuff" would be in this idea is unknown and unknowable. All we can say is that it is that which induces both matter and mind. It is not that matter has some hitherto unrealised properties, but that there is some altogether different substance which manifests either as mind or matter depending on the circumstances and our perception of it.

I this is an excellent compromise and like this very much. It has a lot in common with Spinoza (who I never blogged because his writing is incredibly tedious) and the Upanishads (which, after the binge drinking session that no doubt gave rise to philosophy, probably went on to smoke and otherwise ingest a whole array of now-illegal substances). All things are one, it's just that we don't know what that thing is.

... As an aside, there is a curious tendency to unify, isn't there ? Like that moment in Futurama where Fry realises there are only two parallel universes... somehow the essential twoness of all things just don't satisfy anyone, or as in the Discworld :

The astro-philosophers of Krull once succeeded in proving conclusively that all places are one place and that the distance between them is an illusion, and this news was an embarrassment to all thinking philosophers because it did not explain, among other things, signposts. After years of wrangling the whole thing was then turned over to Lyn Tin Wheedle, arguably the Disc’s greatest philosopher, who after some thought proclaimed that although it was indeed true that all places were one place, that place was very large.

This scenario has the strength and weakness of allowing great freedom of woo. You can say, "there's no need for any mysticism whatever", because as Andreas points out, you still need evidence for stuff. It doesn't alter, let alone undermine, our lowercase k knowledge of the world around us at all. If you want, you can speculate to your heart's content as to the nature of true Knowledge and Reality; you can call it God as Spinoza did, or the Infinite One as the Upanishads and New Ages loonies refer to it. But if you evaluate lowercase r reality using scientific methodology, there is absolutely no reason to do so. Nothing here suggests or implies any kind of deity of supernatural forces, or equally, explicitly or implicitly rules them out. It is utterly agnostic. It only requires something fundamentally unknowable - nothing more, nothing less.

To me, science is an attempt to answer to the question, "what is knowledge ?". It says that this is something obtained by repeat observation using independent observers and established using different methods. You can have facts in science, which are not subject to change, and theories, which are, and the two are not always distinct (such as the shape of the Earth, which is both an explanatory model and an observable fact). I personally find it strange that anyone would use anything other than a scientific method to inquire about the nature of observable reality.

But this domain of science is limited. For example science can inform but never dictate morality or aesthetic preference : those are inherently internal, subjective beliefs. The problem with Scientism (and materialism) is that they assume that this excellent knowledge offered by science is actually Knowledge, presuming that our observations actually show us what is Real. They treat observations less as provisional evidence and more of a sort of creation myth, somehow bizarrely unquestionable without justification.

Yet science itself says nothing of the sort. As Andreas puts is, "That which gives rise to what we observe is not the same as the observation." We have no reason to think our observations are ever whole or complete. While doing science, we confine ourselves to the measurable, perceptible world, but there is absolutely no reason to then assume that this is all there is, or equally, that if there is this other aspect to reality, that we could ever know anything about it. We can "know" that the thing responsible for our observations must have properties in accordance with our observation, but we cannot know what those much deeper properties actually are.

This means that my dualistic stance is not without foundation. Indeed, within the domain of perception, I think it's extremely useful : my mental perception is clearly not the same at all as the atoms I perceive and anyone who thinks they are is barking mad. Dualism is an entirely valid view within the realm of observation (Andreas initially asking if my duality was just the difference between physics - i.e. mental models, and physicality, the things the models describe). In that sense I would say I have no need to change my stance at all. Rather, this interpretation only enlarges rather than undermining my world view : dualism is a valid description, but does not represent true Knowledge.

Of course, this all needs to sink in quite a lot more. Tentatively, I think it's a matter of taste whether this "unknowable stuff" (I presume there's a better, more technical term, but that's a detail) is Occam-compatible or not. In one sense it is, reducing things down to a single substance, but in another way one could argue that it invokes a whole new level of unknown. Maybe I'll return to this when I eventually get around to properly writing up what I thought of Berkeley and Hume. For now, I find this idea extremely appealing. Hooray !

Wednesday 20 October 2021

Review : No Time To Die

Having watched the preceeding twenty-four Bond movies, I feel duty-bound to review the twenty fifth. It would surely be silly not to. Warning, minor spoilers ahead.

In short, I liked it a lot. It follows on neatly from Spectre, so I would recommend watching at least that one first although it's certainly not essential. It ticks all the Bond boxes : action sequences aplenty, gadgets, silly one-liners, car chases, a supervillain bent on world domination with a gigantic underground base... yeah, this is definitely a Bond film and no mistake.

The action sequences are all very well done. As befits the genre, they're right on the edge of believability : they seem just about possible if the protagonist were very, very lucky - highly improbable, but never obviously violate physics. That's the principle sin of really bad Bond movies. It doesn't matter if the villain is an idiot or the plot makes no sense - if the stunts defy basic physical laws, then we're in the Marvel Universe, not the Bond franchise. Here they've wisely chosen to avoid making the stunts ever more outlandish and instead try different ways to keep the tensions : different, closer camera angles, and more atmospheric environments.

Gadget-wise this film is more sci-fi learning than at least the other Daniel Craig Bond movies. For the cars we happily revert back to the classics of machine guns behind the headlights and what are essentially tiny landmines, which is great fun. Q is still Ben Wishaw, who, though no Desmond Llewellyn, is nevertheless Ben Wishaw, which I count as a positive (he also plays a fantastic Richard II, which I doubt Desmond Llewellyn could have managed).

But it's the supervillain's evil scheme that dominates the gadget front. DNA-targeting weapons have featured in sci-fi before, and here their use is reasonably intelligently explored. Certainly they make sense as the weapon of an assassin. What's less clear, and what's possibly the movie's second biggest problem, is why you would want them as a weapon of mass destruction. The villain's acting is very good (though I still personally prefer Blofeld), but his motivation isn't at all clear. "They'll kill millions", say our heroes. Okay, but is there a plan to charge a ransom ? Apparently not : the villain just wants lots and lots of people dead. Fair enough, but which people and why ? Is our villain a neo-Nazi or something else ? This is a pretty big deal which would have benefited from an answer. A villain without a motivation is not great writing.

Against that, the rest of the characters are much more developed. Indeed, it's pretty rare you can even comment on character development in a Bond movie at all, but here I thought that if anything Bond was too emotional, and that's rare indeed. The secondary characters are also excellent : in particular, Ralph Fiennes' M becomes very much more interesting and morally complicated than in the previous films, and there's a nice young lady who is an unusual mix of hapless, nervous, and deadly all at the same time. Things are not quite perfect though, with our supervillain needing quite a lot more exploration in my opinion.

All the faults are minor. I'd say this is a first-rate Bond movie; not my personal favourite, but definitely a very good one. 8/10 ? Yeah, that seems about right. Go and see it in the cinema if you're comfortable going back to the movie theatre.

There is however one huge problem which this movie makes ever more necessary to address : continuity. As discussed last time, there are many options :

  1. Each Bond actor represents a different continuity, with each Bond effectively set in a different universe. References to things that apparently happened to other Bonds are just coincidence. In this vein, there's a nice fan theory that Sean Connery's last outing as Bond is in The Rock.
  2. Similar to (1), there could be a few different continuities, with, say, Connery, More and Lazenby all representing the same Bond; Dalton and Brosnan another incarnation.
  3. James Bond is a Time Lord who regenerates. He has all the memories of the previous Bonds, and goes around in a series of different high-tech vehicles with clever gadgets defeating evil villains with plenty of attractive sidekicks. It makes sense.
  4. Bond is a Goa'uld or Trill or other parasitic life form. The body is just a host, and each time it dies the real Bond symbiont moves to a fresh new one. As with (3), this means time passes in the movies as it does in real life, but easily explains why Bond doesn't age.
  5. Continuity is treated in the same way as in The Simpsons : through magic. Clearly time and politics change, but Bond doesn't age because Reasons. In some ways this fits most closely with No Time To Die, but in other ways this would be harder to sustain.
  6. Shirley's theory : Bond is a code name. The most direct evidence for this would be George Lazeby's statement "well this never happened to the other guy", but this doesn't explain the discontinuity between the Craig and pre-Craig era movies (especially the continuing presence of Judie Dench's M). Also, why have a code number and a name ? Seems excessive.
  7. My theory : Bond movies take place in a compressed timeline, with movies from the 1960's set in the 1980's and those from ~2020 taking place in ~2000. This just about fits the technological and political changes and allows Bond to have a plausible career length and age, provided the movies stop in the not too distant future.
None of these fit perfectly. The ending to No Time To Die might possibly have painted the writers into a corner. I mean, I'm perfectly happy if they choose to just ignore the whole issue and get on with making Bond movies as long as they're good, but it's going to feel very strange indeed if they choose to ignore the issue. Still, with No Time To Die having been delayed so long, they've had a good long while to think about this. So we'll see.

Saturday 16 October 2021

Review : The English Civil War

Ever since I read Witchfinders last year, I've been hoping to find a more general social history of the Civil War. Gaskill did an excellent job of presenting Matthew Hopkins in his broader, blood-soaked context, of a country already in political and religious turmoil - but more interestingly, of a society going through an intense change of mindset. An all-pervading mythical, stereotypically medieval world view was giving way to a more rational, modern, materialistic perspective : but by no means uniformly or equally, let alone smoothly. 

Couple that with the political parallels to recent events depicted with brilliant prescience in the movie Cromwell, and this era becomes incredibly appealing. Everyone knows the basic outline of Roundheads versus Cavaliers, the absolute monarch versus a fledgling democracy, but this is at best simplistic. As in earlier eras, democracy was not born out of some grand ideological vision, but gradually and largely accidentally. What the Civil War did was unleash an explosion of new, unpredictable ideas. It was a moment of extreme flux, replete with tyrants, hypocrites and idealists alike - and as Diane Purkiss reveals, it could easily have ended very differently.

(I picked up the book without realising that Purkiss is that very strange historian from the telly who has an extremely annoying and bizarre accent. When I discovered this, I couldn't help but mentally read it in her weirdly pretentious voice. Fortunately, I was able to overcome this because she's a far better writer than an orator.)

The English Civil War isn't quite what I was looking for, but gosh(!) it's pretty darn close. It's a bit more haphazard as a sociological history, being more concerned with individual, anecdotal experiences than drawing grand narratives. Sometimes it's a bit of a mess, being needlessly unchronological, with characters introduced hundreds of pages before they actually become relevant, or accidentally referencing things that aren't explained until much later. Like many history books, it has too many named characters who only appear once, making it very hard to know who one should pay attention to, as well as using multiple names for the nobility (e.g. their first name, surname, and title interchangeably). A Cast of Characters and a timeline would have been very welcome, as would some better maps and colour plates.

But all of these are minor irritations. To its credit, it doesn't have a bewildering array of footnotes at the back which one must keep referencing because one in ten are actually worth reading, an all-too-common practise which ought to be punishable by beheading. And though Purkiss does tend to lapse into somewhat confusing descriptions or trivial minutiae, when she writes well (which is more often), she writes very well. Overall, the text is lively and engaging, interpretative and analytic as well as descriptive. This is an attempt to explain why as much as it is describe what. While I would have preferred a few less anecdotes and a bit more big-picture, it's got more than enough of the latter to satisfy me. I give it a very solid 8/10.

The biggest take-home message to me was to depict the war as an essentially religious conflict. Yes, says Purkiss, it did transmute into a conflict about the basic power structure of the kingdom (especially concerned with how rulers should be appointed more than who specifically they should be), and there were some strongly modern democratic leanings of the sort that Jeremy Corbyn would doubtless align with, but it didn't start off this way. Fundamentally, it began with a conflict of Catholics and Protestants - or perhaps more accurately, devout Protestants and some other people who weren't Protestant enough.

Purkiss describes at some length how the conflict began with reforms that were seen as largely too Catholic in a now fervently Protestant majority country. What she doesn't really do is explain what the initial armed rebellion was aiming at. What, in particular, was Charles doing when he left London and raised his standard ? Why was he allowed to leave ? How exactly were the armies mobilised ? With hindsight, letting the king leave seems really, really stupid, so it would have been nice to have some insight into what people were thinking and expecting when this happened. Similarly, one doesn't get much a feeling as to why apparent trivialities like a new prayer book invoked such feelings of extreme hostility - some modern analogies would have helped here.

Much better and more important are the descriptions of what changed. At various points Purkiss describes a sort of reactionary, conservative radicalism : a response to exceptional circumstances to restore normality with extraordinary methods; revolutionary means rather than aims. Only as the conflict evolved did truly radical ideas take hold, for new forms of government become inevitable rather than merely changing the head of state or forcing him to alter course. "They could talk and act radically while their reflexes remained conservative, even reactionary. They backed awkwardly into a revolution they did not intend."

And later :

"It was widely known that Charles had trusted Strafford completely... so Pym said that Strafford was guilty of treason not against the king, but against the constitution. Here again, Pym seems to have reversed accidentally into radicalism because of expediency... Strafford's indictment allowed the Commons to practise talking as if they and not the king embodied English sovereignty. It was to become an acceptable rather than an unthinkable idea."

"[Pym] connected the religious menaces of popery with menaces to Parliament, to property. That afternoon, although it was not obvious to him or anyone else, Pym created the Parliamentarian cause that was to be so bloodily disputed over the next nine years."

What seems to have happened was that there was sufficient alignment between Catholicism of the king and his supporters (or more accurately, insufficiently zealous Protestantism rather than genuine Catholicism) as to cause the initial rift, but once the two sides were separated, it became ever easier to view the conflict itself as being about mode of government. Yet the initial split, according to Purkiss, was based on religion - not on political ideology. The idea of Parliament was not yet formulated enough, nor its actual institution robust enough, to drive the wedge by itself. That was a consequence of the war, not its primary initial cause. 

Likewise did the war spill over into class warfare rather than originally having much to do with egalitarianism versus the elite. Charles' obsession with the Divine Right of Kings (which I was taught in school as being central to the whole conflict) doesn't get even much of a look-in; according to Purkiss, it's all about religion (which, vice-versa, was barely mentioned to me in school).

"The people did not know they were about to fight an 'English Civil War'. Some thought they were beginning a religious war against the Antichrist. A subset of these thought they were fighting a vast conspiracy of Catholics... others that they were fighting to protect Church and State... still others thought that the war was merely a simple and obvious matter of honour... others that they were witnessing Parliament about to curb the excesses which had grown upon the king... others that what was happening was a chance for regions normally excluded from the process of government to make their voices heard... a very few thought the end of the world was coming."

Of course none of this means that the war didn't eventually define itself as the king versus Parliament, or the commoners versus an elite : it certainly did. It's just that that happened very indirectly. In particularly, the enormous relaxation of censorship allowed for the unprecedented mass dissemination of of ideas. It allowed the discussion of completely new ideas, radical alternatives to the centuries old system of government. It also allowed for fake news and propaganda - if anything, even more so than today, since fact-checking was enormously more difficult.

What this led to was a feedback effect. Lack of censorship drove new ideas which gave the prospect of a more egalitarian future a life of its own, which became a self-driving movement against the monarchy more than the Catholics (indeed, many radicals supported religious toleration, in varying degrees). One of the most interesting examples of this self-perpetuating change is... cookbooks :

"The relaxation of censorship and the resulting expansion of print and reading during the war years did not only open the way for political discussion; it also allowed tradespeople to sell their once-secret knowhow to a wider reading public. It might seem odd to describe cookbooks as a product of political liberation, but Hannah Wolley's works were to open a new way of learning to those not born to the trade. They were part of a democratization of knowledge which in turn may have had political impact. Monarchy makes sense in a world where younger servants learn from older servants in a strict hierarchy. Once print made it possible to learn outside that hierarchy, the existence of privileged knowledge and even privilege itself could be called into question." 

Such ideas eventually manifested themselves in movements like the Levellers, a sort of proto-socialist, anti-monarchy ideology, and the Diggers, a more cult-like proto-communism. But while eventually Britain was to get a far more constrained monarchy and more representative society, this was not its moment : not even close. The complex interplay between ideas and events led to a far less linear sequence of events than the popular narrative. Though created by Parliament, the New Model Army became an independent actor in its own right, at one point even occupying London. It was in victory, not instigation, that the war became cast as a drive for the end of monarchy and the rights of the people.

Unsurprisingly, this highly complex (though not truly chaotic) situation actually makes it very hard indeed to establish any heroes and villains. The anti-monarchy Independents were hardly a model of democratic ideals, having far more in common with modern Brexiteers* than genuine parliamentarians :

* The book was published in 2006, so Purkiss herself doesn't make this analogy.

"They were not a majority in any institution except the army. Perhaps they were not even a majority in any town or city. But they made their views known through a bold willingness to challenge anything that ran up against their opinions. They were immeasurably strengthened because they had now achieved their aim of winning the war. True, they did not quite command the Commons, but they were more numerous than they had been... Ideas that had once been unthinkable and certainly unsayable were now held by a significant, vocal, and very active minority."

"They removed ecclesiastical authority altogether. Learning - and especially and Oxford degree, once a passport to a clerical living - became hated signs of Royalist sympathies... Through this process, it came to seem normal to many members of London radical sects to be addressed by people who had no particular qualifications, people who would not get a hearing in the Commons, in town meetings, or in trade guilds. It even came to seem meritorious that a speaker had no qualifications : a sign of purity and even of election.... They had an open structure, too, which itself served as a model for the removal of hierarchy in other arenas. If bishops and priests could very well be abolished, why did anyone need kings and magistrates ?"

The people have had enough of experts ! With delectable irony, Michael Gove would surely feel at home among the Independents. And on this occasion they were, of course, ultimately proven right in some ways : the country of the 17th century was (by modern standards) too elitist and hierarchical by far. 

Not only that, but Parliament seriously buggered things up. Its ill treatment of its own victorious army led the army itself to radicalise and take matters into its own hands. Parliament remained an old boy's club : it was in the Independents and the Levellers where real social change was fomenting. The Army came to see itself as defending liberty not on behalf of Parliament, but actively protecting the people from Parliamentary oppression :

"...early Leveller tracts... almost identified with the king on the grounds that he too had been scorned and dishonoured by Parliament, who 'make the king their scorn and us their slaves.'"

Ultimately, this dealt a hammer blow to the fledgling British democracy :

"A war that had begun when Charles had tried to remove unruly MPs ended with the Army deciding to do the same. Colonel Thomas Pride, with a group of musketeers, forcibly removed one hundred and forty-five Presbyterian MPs, leaving a group of fifty who supported the Army. This was an extraordinary event, an armed coup. It was the end of 'Parliament' as a cause, the end of law and order, but also the beginning of true populism. After all its moderates were removed, the House of Commons was transformed into a kind of kangaroo court."

Here unfortunately is where the book's lack of focus becomes its greatest weakness. While Purkiss gives a good biographical overview of Charles, Cromwell* gets a walk-on part. Purkiss provides only the briefest outline of what happened after the war, so if and how the revolutionary concepts unleashed by the war translated into the later concept of a constitutional monarchy is frustratingly left unexplored - as too are the effects of life under Cromwell's tyranny. This feels almost like a cliffhanger ending : with the dominating narrative by the end having at last become the mode of government, to not explore what happened next is downright strange. 

* And unfortunately what he did in Ireland, which is almost glossed over completely. English history books badly need to cover this.

What is interesting is how much chance seems to have played a role in events. Nothing about the evolution of the war was inevitable. Leveller ideas could have been accommodated to a more reasonable degree than Parliament or Cromwell were willing to tolerate. The Army could have been treated more fairly and so avoided its mutiny. And indeed, Charles could actually have won - or even avoided war altogether :

"Nevertheless, despite all these doubts and difficulties, the terrifying thing about Charles' personal rule is not that it was bound to fail, but that it nearly succeeded. There were tensions, there were fears, even panics; there was also opposition. But these things were common, and had accompanied the Tudor reforms of the monarchy, too; indeed, Elizabeth I was threatened with far greater outbursts of popular dissent than Charles faced before 1642. The Civil War was not bound to occur; it would take a special, exceptional set of circumstances to make it happen."

And this is very much in line with my own take that political rhetoric is often concerned more with what could potentially happen than what actually has happened already. It's not that we fear, say, some merely dislikeable change of legislation, it's that we fear where this will lead. The frightening lesson of history is that sometimes these fears do indeed prove well founded. 

Democracy, for all its flaws, is a precious thing, and its greatest weakness is that it's all too easy to throw away. History sometimes gradually creeps forward and other times lurches spasmodically, sometimes driven by mass revolutionaries and sometimes it's dragged kicking and screaming by the elites - but the moral arc of the universe bends not in any particular direction but only where we will it. So while we would do well not to collapse in despair whenever politics takes a more authoritarian leaning, so too would be do well to point back into history and say, "Look, we're not making this up. We know our concerns are justified because we've seen this happen before. Yes, there are differences between now and then, but there are also similarities. The freedoms we have were hard-won in blood and battle, and we ought to be deeply concerned whenever anyone decides we should surrender them. History isn't an instruction book, but it would be foolish indeed not to consult it at all."

Tuesday 12 October 2021

Bondshead Revisited

To be fully prepared for No Time To Die, we've been re-watching the entire canon of Bond movies, from 1963's Dr No right up to 2015's Spectre.

I love Bond movies. At one point I seriously contemplated buying the blu-ray box set, but all the streaming services now make that somewhat unnecessary. But I haven't watched the full corpus in some considerable time, so revisiting a childhood staple is quite an educational experience.


To start with the serious bit, it goes without saying that 60's Bond is a serial rapist. The movies overall are... problematic. Unlike certain memes I see from time to time, I don't think this means we can no longer enjoy them, let alone that they should be censored. I mean, I grew up watching Sean Connery force himself on women who would - inexplicably - protest ferociously but swoon uncontrollably as soon as they got a taste of that sweet Scottish machismo, and I've managed to go exactly 38 years without feeling the urge to force my testicles upon anyone. It was pretty obvious to me that this wasn't how the real world worked, still less any kind of guide to behaviour. Bond is at best a fantasy figure, but I've never seen a government assassin with a frickin' license to kill as any kind of role model (even when being heroic), because that would be very, very stupid. If you really grow up thinking that this sort of behaviour is acceptable, you have much bigger problems than which fiction you're being subjected to.

I suppose my basic take is that fiction is far more in the eye of the beholder than it speaks for itself. So while I take a much harsher line against reporting on or even presenting interpretative opinion pieces regarding the facts, when it comes to fiction I find it hard to be anything much less than a free speech absolutist. Oh, there are no doubt exceptions, but they'd be rare indeed.

The way I see it, whether you think 60's Bond's behaviour is laudable or contemptible is probably set more by external factors than it is by any direct influence the movies had on you. Collectively, perhaps, fiction shapes our morality at least to some degree, but probably individual works have little impact - and our real life experiences are massively more influential. Maybe the director genuinely thought that every girl should dream of being molested by a random Scotsman, I don't know, but that was never the impression I had. So regardless of the intent, I never saw that aspect of Bond's behaviour as something that was acceptable, let alone desirable. 

(In contrast if you're going to go around explicitly saying, "being molested by a random Scotsman is a good thing", this is, to my mind, altogether different than merely depicting it in fiction and letting the audience make their own judgement. At least, I think this is a decent guideline.)

My take on problematic movies, then, is not that we should now spurn them, any more than we should spurn classic literature. There are parts of Plato and Epictetus that are enormously offensive to any right-thinking person, but that doesn't mean we can't both enjoy them and learn from them - in the latter, both in terms of what they got wrong as well as what they got right. 

So to the more extreme proponents of cancel culture, I say just accept that these movies were produced in another era and they're going to have problems. Just as everything is offensive to someone, so everyone - absolutely everyone - is offended by something. If you start demanding that everything be acceptable to everyone, you're not going to have much left at all. I say internalise it, state your case as to why it's wrong if you feel the need to, but personally I don't feel that a minor aspect needs invalidate a whole film. The exception would of course be of the whole message of the film were offensive : if Bond were on a mission to support the KKK, take down the European Union, or get Trump re-elected... that I would never condone, but 60's Bond not being sufficiently "woke" is not something I have a problem with.

In short, I'm glad they made the movies when they did, and I'm at least equally glad that they don't make movies like that any more.


On to the movies themselves. Of the earlier Bond movies, my favourite is probably You Only Live Twice. Sean Connery is much the most problematic of the earlier Bonds, and this particular one features some truly cringe-worthy "let's pretend to be Japanese" shenanigans, but it's got a cool gyrocopter (aerial mines !) and a giant base inside a frickin' volcano. And the best, most sinister version of Ernst Stavro Blofeld yet depicted. Goldfinger is the more popular, but for me it's but a close second : it has that iconic laser scene, but it can't compete with Blofeld and an erupting volcano.

The silliness of the Bond franchise swings like a pendulum, and it's surely fair to say that it reached the zenith of the arc in the Roger Moore era. Moore's Bond had the best gadgets (the underwater car still to this day has a very high cool factor), but the hamminess definitely reached unsustainable levels. I enjoy all the Moore films to varying degrees, but Moonraker is the epitome of a bad Bond movie - most of the time the Moore films feature silliness embedded within something at least a little bit plausible, but Moonraker just lets go completely. Yet it's still not as bad as the truly dreadful Never Say Never Again, which we skipped on the grounds that it's utter crap.

I personally found Timothy Dalton very underrated as Bond. Both of his films I think have the silliness/grittiness balance just about right. There are cool but silly gadgets and a daft skiing sequence on a cello, but it manages to pull it off. Dalton is suave and sophisticated, the enemies believable (after a fashion) to the extent that the lack of a giant secret underground base is but a minor detail. He deserved a longer outing.

Fortunately, Pierce Brosnan continued in a very similar vein. Of course I have a particular fondness for Goldeneye, not only for the extended Arecibo sequence but also for the car chase in a tank, which remains one of my all-time favourite car chases of any movie. Tomorrow Never Dies is much, much sillier, but it's interesting how it foreshadows later themes that information is the new battleground : it's not the best way to examine the impact of fake news, but it deserves more credit. As for The World is Not Enough, whoever thought Denise Richards could be a nuclear physicist was a bit mad, but whoever put her in a tank top was a genius.

Die Another Day begins with an impressive hovercraft sequence but it quickly falls off the cliff of sanity, specifically a collapsing glacier being blasted by a CGI laser that's so crummy it would look bad if it was on a cheap documentary on the Discovery channel. It's a horrible movie, which is a shame because I rather liked Brosnan as Bond.

We reach now the Daniel Craig era. I hated Die Another Day at the time of release, but I hated Casino Royale even more. This was unfair of me. Yes, it's gritter and less cheesy than other Bond movies, too much so. The "let's whack Bond's gentials" scene is still going too far. But overall, it has more Bond qualities than I gave it credit for - rewatching it in sequence, I liked it a lot more than I did the first time round. There are touches of Bond-esque silliness here and there - subtle ones, but they're there all the same. I still think it's over-rated, but I'm prepared to welcome it back to the fold.

Quantum of Solace I skipped the first time around because I hated Casino Royale and everyone told me it was crap. It isn't. It's a perfectly decent Bond flick. Yes, it's got a silly title, but it builds nicely from Casino as Craig develops further into the sort of Bond we're more accustomed to. This continues in Skyfall, which I loved at the time and still do. Finally the sense of fun returns unfettered, with a self-deprecating take on the gadgets and the best exploding Scottish house you'll ever see. Thoroughly enjoyable from start to finish.

Finally, Spectre. Despite having been thrilled by Skyfall's return to form, I never got to see Spectre until a few days ago. And I was delighted - this is even more Bond-esque than Skyfall. We're fully back to Bond having cool gadgets (albeit malfunctioning more these days, which adds to the humour) and impressive, grandiose physical stunt sequences. And the villain is delightfully creepy. It's a toss-up whether I prefer this to Skyfall, so I'll have to rewatch it.


Of course, the real problem for James Bond is not whether he next should become Jane Bond, but continuity. Does each actor represent a different narrative universe* ? Is Bond a Time Lord who regenerates ? Is Bond just a code name ? 

* See the charming theory that Sean Connery's character in The Rock is actually Bond.

Personally I have two preferences. One option is that there's a compressed timeline, with 60's Bond movies actually being set in the 1980s, while the latest ones at set in the early 2000's*. In this way Bond's career has a plausible duration, with Bond currently being no older than 50, and the social and technological developments not being too outrageous. Of course this means Bond can't continue for much longer, or the in-universe character will quickly become far too old. So the other option is that we view Bond like The Simpsons, with the in-universe timeline having little or no relation to the external world, and then we all shut up and concentrate on the car chases and explosions. Which is what we probably should do anyway.

* We have to then view Casino Royale as a sort of modernised retelling of events that actually look place in the early 80's.

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