Their pro-dragon, pro-space policies have got my vote.

Their pro-dragon, pro-space policies have got my vote. The Welsh manifesto of the Monster Raving Loony party clearly lays out a clear, 14-point plan for real social progress.

1. We will feed the Welsh dragon as its looking a bit thin due to government cuts

2. We will try to find a breeding pair of dragons as the Welsh Dragon is an endangered species.

3. We will Report the Welsh dragon to the monopolies commission (there is only One)

4. In the Interests of national security we will ban all Leeks from the Welsh Assembly canteen

5. To save money we will reduce the Welsh assembly from 60 seats to 5 and create the Welsh Ensemble .

6. Man versus horse and Bog snorkling to be an Olympic sport.

7. We will create massive factories in South Wales manufacturing Bird nests and noodles and then flood china with them… well they did it to our steel,

8. We will Legalise Broccoli

9. We will give the Letter K a sound

10. We will have different Coloured Dragons on the Welsh Flag.

11. Anyone over 5 years old who can hold a crayon will be eligible to vote.

12. We will Introduce Mermaids to Tiger Bay to increase tourism.

13. We will make Swansea Airport the Hub of the Welsh Space Program.

14. We promise that should we be elected we will not initiate any of our policies.

http://www.loonyparty.com/about/policy-proposals