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Thursday, 27 April 2017

Fun with illegal aliens

On Wednesday, the Department of Homeland Security opened a new office, called VOICE, to "serve the needs of crime victims and their families who have been impacted by crimes committed by removable criminal aliens".

The centrepiece is a new hotline that victims can call for support and assistance. It was set up under the authority of an executive order on immigration from President Drumpf in January. People began making clear exactly what people should not be using the line for :

"I reported seeing a bloated orange humanoid."

Well done, that man.

But why in the world would you even want a separate hotline for crimes committed by foreigners ?!?! As opposed to, oh, I don't know, calling the police ?
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39731085

6 comments:

  1. I had one way or another met the One who comes from up on the Cosmetic World They talk like me & you(They preach the gospel of Jesus just like any pastor in town) ::: perhaps they work or own the company you work for )
    They are daily with us :::but don't look like ufo' or alien's maybe you are talking about #cloning what scientists do for themselves !!!!!!! are your eyes opened ?????

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  2. Well, you know--get people spying on and reporting their neighbors is a tried and true technique of dictatorships...

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  3. But they are so so so intelligent they are IT manufacturers :::: Look at the space satellite ;:::it knows everyone in the whole wild world ;::you don't have to blame your neighbour on spying on you:it's the spy ; its the satellite space that enters anyones" houses :::::: didn't you know !!!!

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  4. Funniest thing I've read all day, thanks 😊

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