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Thursday 23 August 2018

The weirdest sequel never made

Gladiator 2 : a giraffe struck by lightning and a time-travelling gladiator who isn't a gladiator.

I'd watch this movie.

Cave’s Gladiator 2 screenplay opens with Maximus waking up in the afterlife. To his disappointment, it isn’t the sun-kissed Elysium he dreamt of in Gladiator, but an endless rain-sodden netherworld where wretched refugees huddle on the shores of a black ocean. With the help of a ghostly guide, Mordecai, Maximus treks to a ruined temple where he meets Jupiter, Mars and five other diseased and decrepit Roman deities. Jupiter explains that one of their number, Hephaestus, has betrayed them, and is now preaching the gospel of another god who is more powerful than all of them.

...Certainly, you have to suspect that Cave was chuckling to himself when he had an emperor complaining, “My giraffe was struck by lightning.”

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20180810-gladiator-2-was-written-and-its-mad

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