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Tuesday 20 November 2018

A race to the bottom with only one competitor

It's like he's in a race to the bottom with himself.

35. Would it have been nicer if we got Osama bin Laden a lot sooner than that, wouldn't it been nice? Living -- think of this, living in Pakistan, beautifully in Pakistan and what I guess in what they considered a nice mansion. I don't know, I've seen nicer."

Originally shared by Andres Soolo

File under #innuendo:

3. "She was with me for a long time, although I don't know her. She's really somebody I don't know very well. But we're going to move her around because she's got certain talents."

OK, so here's Trump on Mira Ricardel, the NSC staffer removed at the request of Melania Trump: 1) She was with him for a long time b) He doesn't know her c) He doesn't know her very well c) She'll stay within the administration because she has "certain talents." We all clear on that? Good!
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/19/politics/donald-trump-chris-wallace-interview/index.html
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7 comments:

  1. Chris Greene20 November 2018 at 08:32

    In which Donald Trump's thought processes appear to be:

    "Living -- think of this, living in Pakistan, beautifully in Pakistan and what I guess in what they considered a nice mansion..."
    Donald trump's thoughts
    It'd be a huuuge mansion! With gold plated toilets and 50 stories tall, and a big huge beautiful garden! And... damn, that sounds like a better mansion than what I've got! Fuck that guy! He thinks he's got a awesome mansion?! Nobody has a better mansion than Trump! I've got the best mansions! I'm gonna let the world know that nobody has better mansion than Trump! Better be subtle though...
    "...I don't know, I've seen nicer."

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  2. Rhys Taylor20 November 2018 at 08:36

    Exactly. He's living proof that that autopredictive text messages are a form of sentient life.

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  3. Elie Thorne20 November 2018 at 09:06

    Is there a conspiracy theory that he actually is an android? That would explain the autopredictive feeling. And like all the "There is actually some secretly evil but very competent group in charge!" conspiracy theories, it would actually make us feel much better about humankind...

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  4. Rhys Taylor20 November 2018 at 10:13

    There is now.

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  5. Chris Greene20 November 2018 at 16:40

    Elie Thorne unless 40% of the US population is in on it then my faith in humanity is not improved by android Trump being controlled by a small, but competent, cabal.

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  6. David Lazarus20 November 2018 at 21:29

    I couldn't bring myself to read the whole thing.

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  7. Dogmatic Pyrrhonist (Tiktaalik Dreaming)20 November 2018 at 22:43

    Elie Thorne in sure they could have come up with a more realistic skin tone

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