Cometh the hour, cometh the intergalactic Star Lord.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
The year was 2017. The Conservative forces under Commander T-May had just lost their majority after a turbulent election.
Exit negotiations with the European Empire were set to begin in just seven days.
The rebels were in jeopardy.
But, out of nowhere, a new hope emerged.
Yes, Lord Buckethead has agreed to lead negotiations on Brexit.
His offer comes just as Theresa May shakes up her cabinet. Lord Buckethead could make a fierce addition to her team.
His election manifesto called for "The abolition of the Lords (except me)", and for "Katie Hopkins to be banished to the Phantom Zone". The space traveller also demanded the "Nationalisation of Adele."
It's not all hardball with Buckethead though. He has displayed an ability to compromise, proposing, "A moratorium until 2022 on whether Birmingham should be converted into a star base."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/35e52bfa-8165-4de8-99b2-07898bce3dd4?ns_campaign=bbc-three&ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=FACEBOOK&ns_linkname=bbcthree
And he wants to destroy Birmingham to make room for a star base. What more can we ask for?
ReplyDeleteEven better, the star base will be delayed until 2022. Which just goes to show he's a better negotiator than May.
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